Fart Family

I know, I know, it seems weird that I’m blogging about farts, but I just can’t help it since we had a couple of funny moments that involved the emission of some bodily gases, hehehe.

So let’s start with Eanna’s fart, as our baby is the best farter among the three of us. I first got blown away (haha) by this little girl’s ability to produce one heck of a loud fart (and a bucket of poop!) when she was just two days old. Sometimes she wakes up because of how loud her fart is. But her fart is one of the cutest sounds I have ever heard. The most memorable fart she did was when Enrique came home after 8 months of work. It was around 1 am already, and Enrique sees her for the first time. As he approaches to kiss her, she let out a huge, loud, and very “round” fart… poooooot! That was really a funny but touching moment between father and daughter. I love it!

Next we go to the worst farter of all, which is Enrique. Gash, I hated his fart episodes! Fart here, fart there, fart everywhere (sheesh, he’d kill me for posting this). His excuse? A healthy human should fart at least 10 (???) times a day. And boy, he definitely reaches his quota. Enrique had a sweet revenge though, coz one night he let out a LOOUUUDDDD fart that Eanna, deep into her sleep, suddenly awoke in surprise, and because she got gulat, cried and gave out a loud shriek/scream. I can never forget that night. It was a mixture of pity (poor baby) at the same time, again, a really funny moment.

Then there’s me, the in-between… That’s all.

End of my story.